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Schizm's Quotes    (No not that Socrates Bullshit either)


9-5-03 FunBard & Schizm
Schizm Says:
i am what i drink :D
FunBard™ says:you are a drunk dude :|
▪ғααϊр dė οϊαd▪ says: LOL!!!!!!!!!
▪ғααϊр dė οϊαd▪ says: no im not :@
▪ғααϊр dė οϊαd▪ says: :S
FunBard™ says: :@
▪ғααϊр dė οϊαd▪ says: i only drink on the weekends :D
▪ғααϊр dė οϊαd▪ says: drunks drink all week :D

9-5-03 Goose

Goose Says:Start | Control Panel | Add/Remove User
Goose Says:Problem solved

9-2-03 Loon & Schizm
Lo0n:
Fuck!
Schizm:
:| ?

8-26-03 Smoke & Schizm
Smoke:
I have to lower the MTU on the router
Schizm:
hey why dont you just remove encryption from the WAP and set the default MTU instead?
Smoke:
Linksys does not have an answer or a clue
Schizm:
fuck them listen to me and do what I suggested
Smoke:
yes but...
Smoke:
do you know the muffin man?
Schizm:
lol..."The one that lives under my shoe?"

8-26-03 FunBard & Schizm
FunBard says:
lmfao
Schizm says:
sup bro
FunBard™ says:you didn't know?
Schizm says:what?
Schizm says: :|
FunBard™ says: "schizm says: LMAO! dude..there are P4s with 800 FSB now "
Schizm says: :O LMAO! no fucker!

8-26-03 Jesse (vpn user) & Schizm
Schizm:
wassup Jess?
Jesse:
Ok I installed the antivirus, so it will protect me from viruses right, how does that work?
Schizm:Yeah, hmmmm, its like wearing a condom and spraying Lysol on it :|
Jesse: What?!...Hah aha hahaha...fucker.
<Click>

8-26-03 Mich talks dirty
Mîch says:"oh yes babay talk dirty to me" "oh i'm going to edit your GPO...oh yeah....edit it REAL good" "tell me more" :|
Schizm says: LMAO!!!

for the ones that don't understand: Computer talk gets some techs hot, and a GPO is a group policy object used for security and management purposes in Windows 2000 lol!

7-22-03 Schizm & Sytix Said
Sytix  says:
Do you like v0dka?
Schizm says: hmmm, i dunno, I dont THINK i have ever drank vodka
Schizm says: this is the list i have drank...at least i think...:
Schizm says: Bud, Budlight, Magnum, Cobra, Heineken, Mickeys, Miller Light (high life), MGD, Tecate, Corona, Odouls, Sierra Nevada (Pale Ale), uhm....Tequilla, Kessler, Jack Daniels, uhm...Jose Crevo, uhm...Irish Scotch
Schizm says: i think that is it
Sytix says: wow
Sytix says: heres my list
Schizm says: lmao!
Sytix says: Budweiser, Bud Ice, Keystone Light(beer), icehouse(beer), vodka, and black velvet
Schizm says: i forgot Bud Ice LMAO, soo how many beers, let me count
Schizm says: 18 i thuink
Sytix says: LOl
Sytix says: u thuink
Schizm says: fuck it, whos keeping track?
Schizm says: where ya liver again?
Schizm says: oops
Schizm says: live
Schizm says: the IRONY^
Schizm says: LOL!

5-1-03 Schizm & Jon Said
Jon: got another cool trick, you cant edit pdf
schizm: Ok
Jon: open the pdf in omnipage. it turns it back to text
Jon: with the exception of the microsoft logo, this outta make you laugh
Jon: it turns Microsoft into microsscum
Schizm: LOL!

04-23-04 - Schizm & CrazyUso Said
Schizm: Are you at the computer we need to access?
CU: No I am in the GYM
Schizm: WTF! So how are you online talking to me?
CU: They have computers here in the GYM
Schizm: What the fuck do those computers do!? Jumping Jacks!?
S&CU: LMAO!!!

04-16-03 - Crazy-Uso said
 "You might end up answering like my uncle, HTML ? yea yea thats a abbr for hotmail"

04-16-03 - Mich said
Mich:
 "Mushroom Theory: They keep me in the dark and feed me shit"
SchiZM: They do?

04-15-03 - Sysop-Lance said
 "dude im so high :S"
 

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"Fucker" - Schizm & Betharoo0 (wife)

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"Fuck me? No, Fuck YOU!" - FunBard & Schizm
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